It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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