So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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