Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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