what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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