If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
is that a dick in a sweater?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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