that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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