You work out of a Hotel?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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