well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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