NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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