Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
how does that bad decision feel?
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