you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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