I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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