if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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