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Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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