Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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