HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
COCAINE IS GR8
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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