You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My dick has a subreddit
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Congratulations! We have a period
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