you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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i drank out of a bidet.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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