Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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it glows. i had to have it.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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