rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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