Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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