Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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