And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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