your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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