she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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