Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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