I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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