I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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