BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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