yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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