I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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