Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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