shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
How does one acquire holy water?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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