so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I forgot how hot balto sounded
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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