I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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