Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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