I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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