Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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