If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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