to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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