D3 body, D1 cock
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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