if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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