I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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