I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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