i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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