I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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