As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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