I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My butt remains clenched, sir.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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