how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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