...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You can't just leave with hair like that
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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