The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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