he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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