My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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