I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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