Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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