Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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